Nooby Dick

A numb penis a embarrassing subject to talk about

Female: Omg my Husband has the noobest dick in all of oz!
Male: Hunny you shouldn't mention my nooby dick

by PussyHandler369 December 13, 2018

Noobie poopie

Someone who is trash and like poop

You suck at the game your a noobie poopie😡

by Eurirhehejduhdebhe January 14, 2021

noobie-boobie

Noobie-boobie is a laffable term used by sarcastic anti-internetspeak people to mean noob/newb/nuub etc. noob

"U DON'T KNOW WAT A TP IS??!?!?!? AAAAAHAHAHA U NOOBIE-BOOBIE!!!!!1111!!!11oneoneone

by Gibbo April 20, 2005

nooby/noobness

new person

Oh your such a nooby. Your so noobness

by charlotte delo October 25, 2003

Reality Nooby

A reality nooby is somebody who fails at doing things in real life situations. See "noob" for videogames

Person One (Taylor): "wow, that person just called me a noob in this video game."
Person Two (Anthony):"lol, well my mom just called me a reality nooby in real life"

by Zinesick December 20, 2010

noobie-caker

A noob at call of duty he enjoys using noob tubes and shoutguns. singular version of noobie-cake which means a team of noobie-cakers.

A level 1 noobie-caker has no idea what hes doing, he is using noob tubes.

by Yur boti November 14, 2009

Noobie Doobie

The most vicious and foul name to call a gamer. It is not to be used lightly and used only under extreme circumstances where it is pivotal to put a n00b back in his/her place.

"Being called a...:shudders:...please I do not wish to repeat that word again, we all know, made me realize that gaming is not my life path. At first I was deeply hurt, however now I realize it was for the best" - testimony from an ex-gamer circa 1999 after being called a noobie doobie

by mahintara yudthaya mahadilok pohp July 19, 2007