Nappanee

Small historical antique boring town in Northern Indiana. This place is home of the Amish, aka people who stare excessively and leave horse shit all over the roads they don't have to pay for.

Two different people in different parts of the world are late for a meeting. Finally arriving to there destination...

Person not from Nappanee - "Oh shit guys, sorry i'm late; i was stuck behind a semi, then caught up in a traffic jam, all before waiting to get my subway ticket into town..."
Person from Nappanee - "Fucking buggies..."

by BTL May 6, 2006

Nappy Meal Challenge

A hood rat challenge that tests the resolve of even the thirstiest and most hard hitting African Americans. It involves the consumption of 2, 40 ounce malt beverages (preferably steel reserve for a maximum cost to alcohol ratio), 5 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken, and half a watermelon. With all these taking no longer then the duration of a black comedy such as Pooty Tang, Black Dynamite, Tyler Perry, etc...

Dude Chris was so fucked up after completing the Nappy Meal challenge he fell and broke that kitchen table. Dang, Henry's gonna be real mad.

by The Youngest Doog June 22, 2011

naphair

That messed up hair you wake up with when you've had a little afternoon nap.

"OMG, have you seen Vicki this afternoon? She must have had a little lunchtime snooze. Someone should tell her she's got a seriously bad case of naphair."

by loulahoula September 28, 2012

Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Nappy Gilmore

A black wannabe golfer.

Seems that whenever Tiger Woods makes a comeback, you see more Nappy Gilmores on the golf courses.

by Zukiman600 August 13, 2019

Mucky Nappy

A dastardly drink containing 2 shots of vodka, 1 shot of tequila and red bull.

(Often mixed quietly after returning to table to avoid embarassment)

Hey, one mucky nappy please,

Whats that?

Double vodka red bull and a shot of tequila please

Thats disgusting, get out.

by demigod_ February 18, 2009

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017