nail-bat

A baseball bat with nails sticking out of it.

I'm gonna drag that jerk behind the shed and introduce him to the nail-bat

by St0rmD July 21, 2003

Nail me to the cross

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

by OTAJay December 27, 2020

Nail and Bail

When a guy has sex with a girl and leaves and/or dumps her afterwards.

also called a Hit and Run

Jessica: Are going out with Tyler again?
Lauren: No! I can't believe the jerk Nail and Bailed on me!

by yanxxx May 25, 2009

nail the whale

A drinking game in which a group of guys have a contest of who can fuck the fattest chick in the bar/club, money can be put in a pot and the one to fuck the fattest chick wins the pot

i fucked that fatty last night to win nail the whale, got me $50, but im gunna be sore for a week

by G-Rev June 23, 2007

Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 25, 2008

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009