A degenerate rotting slump consisting of mortally depressed teenagers who take black and white photos of themselves at incredulously high angles, that are also woefully incapable of coding html.
by Sarcastic Bastard October 16, 2007
An ancient, long-lost website that once ruled the web thousands of years ago.
To find our current dictator, see facebook
To find our current dictator, see facebook
by Name removed by the NSA December 13, 2013
A vehicle for self-promotion used by the most pathetic and mindless people in order to instill some sort of false meaning into their otherwise worthless lives. The most egocentric people in the world can be found on Myspace and pride themselves on posting pictures of their dumbass friends getting drunk with them. Unfortunately, they don't realize that anybody with a computer can access their profile and blackmail them using these wayward images. My personal favorite Myspace trend is when people put pictures of the gay bands that they like such as MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE or GREEN DAY or other despicable emo shit that doesn't deserve to see the light of day, as if they personally know the members of the band. Myspace is worthless and should be made into something useful, like a landfill.
by plumpkin December 07, 2005
(Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy emo kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their weak existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.
by Anti-your-face July 31, 2006
to put it simply:
1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives
2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
1. a stupid fucking website where people waste their lives
2. all the fags/emos/assholes/losers have one
OMG! I'm such a faggot! I took a slutty pic a million times in my bathroom before i got it right! like OMG! Nnow i might get a friend on myspace!
by hagoo August 07, 2006
A website that takes highschool students focus away from study. Addictive and annoying at the same time. Allows you to make contact with real life bands that have actually made it in the real world.
A Site That Shall Forever Be Seen As Internet God (Other Than Google Of Course).
Facebook and Bebo are much the same.
A Site That Shall Forever Be Seen As Internet God (Other Than Google Of Course).
Facebook and Bebo are much the same.
Parent: are you doing your homework
Teen: Sure *reading comments*
Parent: *Walks in room* What is that?
Teen: Assignment *shifty eyes*
Interviewer: If you could invite 2 people to a dinner party who would they be?
School Captain: my fellow school captain and Tom from myspace so I can tell him how much study time his site took away
Teen: Sure *reading comments*
Parent: *Walks in room* What is that?
Teen: Assignment *shifty eyes*
Interviewer: If you could invite 2 people to a dinner party who would they be?
School Captain: my fellow school captain and Tom from myspace so I can tell him how much study time his site took away
by Smiley_Swarley July 11, 2008
Was a great site years ago, but became ad-filled, annoying and full of ridiculous losers and girls who have nothing to do but take pictures of their bodies. Myspace is a site where you can add music and customize your page, however how much customization can you even get? They have ads everywhere that popup, make noise, and just annoy you. Their new "spam" filter that requires you to type in the letters just to edit your HTML is a hassle and doesn't even work because people still spam everywhere.
People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"
Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.
Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.
I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
People there do not know the meaning of TRUE graphic and web designing. Instead, stupid 14 year olds and even 10 year olds or people of other ages download a few Photoshop brushes, splat it in a blank document and call it their own background or banner. Then when the brush's artist comes along and complain, the myspace user would be like" doOd wah da fuqq i did diz myslef!!1"
Girls and guys have no lives, almost 85% of them are truly immature going around adding random people to rate their half naked pictures and their crap filled pages that are stretched out with videos, have complimentary colors that will blind your eyes, or disgusting pictures of themselves. Then when they get stalked by a sexual predator, they wonder why it happened. They act like everyone is a "hater" and wants to "jock their shit" when really they were the ones "jocking" other peoples' art and hating on others. NO ONE WANTS/NEEDS/TRIES TO HATE YOU.
Then the site has stupid errors like "unknown error" or "unexpected error" like wtf? Everything I do is wrong? Then the main page is like a matchy-patchy ad-page featuring an upcoming show or movie poorly done and lagging the browser. Peoples' choices of music kills my desire of wanting to go to their page, especially when it's full of videos, I can't even see where the music player is, meanwhile it's blasting my ears off.
I used to like this site, but not it sucks. Thanks, but no thanks. I hope myspace rots.
by Underwater Ruins April 24, 2008