By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

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by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

If I had my little way

I would drink alcohol every day

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.

Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

by DoriMoose October 8, 2009

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.

Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.

by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

way to fuck up my a

when you are trying to writhe the letter A, and some asshole bumps into you and messes it up

"What are you doing?"
"Just writing the alphabet, i just started"
man bumps into him
"way to fuck up my a"

by coronakid July 28, 2009

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004