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mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery
from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.
by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013
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Mutton Mangler

A person who fucks sheep;

A New Zealand Physician
by DocJay March 8, 2008
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mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her
1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!
by Peter Panache April 30, 2008
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Mutton Machete

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard
by Course Work January 11, 2012
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Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab
Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock
by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021
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mississippi mutton chops

When an overweight man or woman deliberately refrains from wiping their ass, and sits on the face of a consenting or non-consenting individual, giving said individual the appearance of having long, shitty mutton-chop sideburns
Guy 1 (Submissive): Make sure you perch right, lest the middle of my face get covered in shit
Guy 2 (Dominant): Don't worry. I've done Mississippi Mutton Chops before
by redexplosion March 21, 2009
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Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.
Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.
by Reidurost June 18, 2007
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