Musterfuck

Making stream of consciousness decisions with zero vetting, and the resulting consequences. Especially in business.

Elon’s 2 am Tweet business decision turned into another musterfuck.

by shadowbob July 25, 2023

musterpiece

something of incredible beauty or perfection done without flaw

john played a musterpiece of a game on the ice the other night which lead to the home team winning.

by kent davis March 7, 2008

mustered buster

When you put mustered on your dick and cum inside a women

I mustered busted, mustered buster

by Jdawg420 April 27, 2015

fucking musters

phrase used to express one's exasperation. Commonly uttered during intense bouts of Super Smash Bros Melee after a night of intense partying. Also used when an inability to express one's self arises.

*Ron is playing SSBM and get's spiked EVERY time he approaches the edge of the stage*
Ron: Fucking musters...
Jack: What?

by PunkMasterGFunk December 24, 2010

muster

to suck on (usually referring to the sucking of a nipple)
when one is mustered it can releave pain as well as stimulate your senses

WARNING: DO NOT MUSTER ANYONE AS IT MIGHT CAUSE LEAKAGE OF MILK

thou shalt muster thy nipple until it is the size of thee morsel

by morsel man April 2, 2009

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016

Mustergate

When a group of people assembles in one place to investigate an occurrence or situation. Usually in the case of an emergency. Often heard over a public address system.

There was a disturbance in GJ's at the shopping mall so an announcement came over the PA broadcast "security mustergate GJ's".

by BubbleOBill April 17, 2010