(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.
In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
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On the first of March children and adults put martenitsi(pl) on their clothes. The martenitsi are tied to bring health. Domestic animals and fruit-bearing trees are also adorned with martenitsa in the belief that it brings fertility. According to the popular custom, they wear until they see a stork, a swallow or a fruit tree in blossom for the first time. Then they take the martenitsi off and tie it on a tree or place it under a stone. Nine days later people try to divine their future by the insects arround the amulets.
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Morten: That's what your mom said (heavy on the Norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)
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Ms. Perfect: Stop with your Mortenisms.
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Jesus, that Dave's a proper munter-shunter. She looks like a two day old kebab, and smells like it too.
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