mortal coil

The troubles of daily life. From Shakespeare's Hamlet.

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.

by Mason W January 2, 2008

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Murtada

Murtada is a the best guy you will meet. If you have a friend like murtada you are lucky . Murtada has a good personality. Is a calm person and very respectful. Sometimes Murtada makes you laugh. Murtada can be dangerous sometimes. Murtada might hack you. Be careful. But don't worry Murtada is a kind and humble person. Murtada is the best friend for you. Murtada is calm and will give you the best advices. They are tolerate people . A Murtada will never give off their private information or anything, even if you want to spend a night with a Murtada. So don't even try to ask them for private information. Murtada is very pretty too. And intelligent.

-Hey did you see that person was very intelligent and pretty

-Yes he is a Murtada.

by Heleenaa June 29, 2021

MARTA

Acronym for Metro Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority or more accurately Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.

I had to take the MARTA from the airport last night. All I could see was eyes and teeth.

by Sir Pudlong February 6, 2020

Marta

A name so unique it can only belong to a special girl. She loves to have fun and live life to it's fullest. She is beautiful and loving, which draws the attention of many. However, she will always be loyal to the end. She dislikes it when people mispronounce her name, so dont!

Her name is Marta, not Maria, not Mara.

by EDMJohn July 16, 2019

Mortal Kumbat

When near the climax of intercourse, the man pulls out and yells "FINISH HER", spits his man juice in her face, then says "Fatality". If she is a team player, she won't mind making some dying groans.

Dude, I totally owned that girl last night with Mortal Kumbat.

by Lou Kame April 8, 2009

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011