Morning Shit

Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.

It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.

Monday morning ritual

1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken

"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"

by Wizz Bang March 5, 2012

principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex

I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

top of the mornin

Something jacksepticeye says very loud, very often.

TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDDIEEEES!!!

by Lladdie February 9, 2018

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by Tee_Kay_ March 6, 2022

Morning Blow

The act of giving/receiving oral sex upon waking up.

I can't get out of bed without a morning blow to go with my cup of joe.

by TK_ASS March 22, 2013

Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

Munia

Name of a female, derived from cute little bird...

And she is usually very cute and funny and friendly and emotional as well..

She is cute as munia.

There isn't such a friend as munia.

by Itz__SSUA November 18, 2019