by Ellis August 21, 2004
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Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.
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Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.
by Whiskered Rose January 11, 2022
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1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.
* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.
2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.
1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-
Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.
2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-
Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.
2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.
by Short Circuit August 11, 2010
Get the mapping the coast mug.shining a flash light through a stretched out ball sack and having a friend trace the vains and other "landmarks" out on a piece of paper, then use a point on the map to decifer where you want to go for the night by comparing it to your local city map.
1."Lets do some sack mapping tonight to find out where we should kick it tonight."
2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."
You: "me either, lets sack map it."
2. Friend: "dude I dont know where to go tonight."
You: "me either, lets sack map it."
by the dick fart September 23, 2011
Get the sack mapping mug.You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.
by coalminer April 24, 2005
Get the Mulping mug.Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 28, 2006
Get the mumping mug.When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010
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