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Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event
1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018
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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy
by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021
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munging

1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.
"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."
by DrunkMage January 23, 2005
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Pac Manning

The act of driving your car directly down the center of the road going over the white stripes in the middle of the road, while making the classic pac man noise
Quit Pac Manning! There is a car coming!
by Joey Z June 2, 2007
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Ernest Manning

A badass, getto high school in calgary alberta canada

to be demolished in 2012 and relocated in to a snobby rich district
Paul: did you hear about that kid who broke into Ernest Manning high school with a gun?

frank:yea........ so?
by nibblerfish October 20, 2009
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manningsarmy

ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.
A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."
by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007
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Munting

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.
Hey Mary lets go munting, they buried your sister two weeks ago now. She'll be ripe!!
by bronson September 11, 2004
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