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Münsing

Small village in the south of Germany near a nice lake and with a stunning view of the mountains, has more cows than humans and many of the locals are rather conservative. Gets many day-visitors from Munich who likely leave their trash.
Conversation between two prim and proper Munich individuals:
"Schatz, let's drive to Münsing in our SUV today to enjoy some overpriced coffee, show off our expensive jackets and laugh at the local scum at the Fischmeister!"
by olive.tree February 18, 2021
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Mucking box

To slay with your tongue,

To eat pussy
Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick
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Muskingum College

A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated.
Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere"

Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there."
Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake"
by muskingum junkie March 26, 2009
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Munning

When a hot girl tries to pander to the nerdy crowd by claiming to be a nerd. Usually an actress or booth-babe at a convention.

Named after Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show and The Daily Show
Check out that chick in the Princess Leia costume! I can't believe she is into Star Wars!

Dude, she's just Munning
by Play with us Danny May 29, 2011
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Munging

Yeeting a dead person's juices.
Yo bro, wanna eat some dead person out? Munging
by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019
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MUNingitis

MUNingitis is a contagious and chronic disease. It spreads just by existence - it does not need a medium. Popular mediums are position papers and chits. It is often spread when conferences of Model United Nations are held all around the world.

Several symptoms of the disease involve:

- Sudden need to wear formal clothes. This involves coats, suits and flashy looking ties with tiepins, and snazzy watches of various brands. Women don't count here. They can wear what they want and pass it off as formal.(Yes, I know, it's disgusting.)

- A sudden overuse of words undiscovered and unused in the English vocabulary.

- You will often hear the terms "position papers", "delegate" and "motion to" from these victims.

- Often spotted with cheese sandwich for lunch for lack of time for the next session.

- Very vehement about the problems of the world. These often include unrealistic interpretations of the position of several African countries. Often uses global warming as a cover for any screwup.

- Believes the world must be saved, and no, the second law of thermodynamics does not apply.

- At times of sneezing uniquely uses a handkerchief to block the particles, wipes their nose saying it's cleaner to use a handkerchief, and smartly puts the dirty handkerchief to rot in the trouser pocket.

- Eats non vegetarian food while saving the world.

- Believes they are a primordial society who preside over the uncivilized ones with no idea of the world. Often people with (literally) big heads are seen at the top of the MUN ladder.

There are several cures to this disease.

Cure 1:

1. Take a hammer, wipe it with ethanol.
2. Capture an infected victim of MUNingitis and hit them softly on the head.
3. If the victim responds in pain, do not proceed with the next step.
4. If the victim responds with a vehement swearword, rub the ethanol over their face saying "cool down".
5. If this does not work break their heads with the hammer. This should aid them to clear out the hot air in their head.

Case 2:

1. At the lunchroom, guard the doors. Let all those who are not in formal attires to pass.
2. Sit the victims down and explain to them their situation.
3. If they react violently, explain to them it will all be soon taken care off.
4. Release laughing gas all over the lunchroom.
5. Lock the doors and run away.
6. Return 2 hours later and retrieve what's left of the victims.

These two methods are guaranteed successes according to many doctors. There are many satisfied victims who are free from their Model United Nations bounds.

If you find any MUNingitis infected individual, please contact your nearest hospital - a mental asylum preferred.
"Seen that guy today with the Armani coat?
Man I haven't seen a worse case of MUNingitis than that."
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"Why is the word "Zimbabwe" stuck on his back?"
"Don't ask me dude, I don't want to know about these MUNingitis victims."
by shashisharma March 18, 2009
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Mucking Afazing

Mucking Afazing - used in place of Fucking Amazing for the benefit of certain audiences. Instead of being coarse, this substitute is viewed comically and yet still conveys the meaning intended.
I could signh the praises of that wave house rider, it was simply mucking afazing.
by Antchita December 21, 2009
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