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Mandalism

(sounds like it spelled). The religion consisting of Ian the messiah and the flying spaghetti monster, who has created everything in our world. Notable beliefs include: Thou shall not murder ,rape, steal, or play lacross. Also if thou wear crocks, thou shall be sent to the core of earth for an eternity.
Ian: I am the messiah of mandalism, we will except any followers, find our petition online.
Martin: Thank you messiah, your teachings have revolutionized my life.
by wowlookoverthere September 20, 2016
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Mandated Modesty

The simple requirement that everyone must dress modestly.

The objective of mandated modesty is to assimilate the culture with traditionalist ideals. The way the masses dress can often be reflective of the state of the culture... in today's age, the typical American will wear sweatpants, graphic t-shirts, 3XL shirts, revealing clothing, awful looking shoes, and so on... These examples serve as a representation of a society that is lazy, depressed, overweight, promiscuous, obsessed with consuming, and ultimately without a purpose- the antithesis of excellence.

This idea is similar to the "broken window theory" regarding that the appearance of the surrounding environments can influence the behaviors of those within that environment. In essence, people will act in accordance with the beauty -or lack of- in their environment.

The low-IQ explanation: Requiring people to "fake it until they become it" to improve the culture.
"I'm tired of walking into Walmart and seeing 3XL graphic t-shirts with coomer-esque references... This is why we need Mandated Modesty!"
by schizo.lounge January 27, 2022
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munday

1. a bad ass
2. single-handedly holding the shop together
3. one who is a smooth with women
"That Munday, he is the best fucking Falcon 13 that ever lived!"
by Munday October 16, 2008
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mandaid

Band-aids made for men who get injured in manly ways doing manly things. Such as construction, weight-lifting or eating red meat.
Construction Worker 1: Ahh, I just cut my finger off. I need a Band-Aid

Construction Worker 2: No man, you need a mandaid.
by 314 February 28, 2008
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Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010
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Mandarin

1. A scholar-official in imperial China.
2. A group of related northern Chinese dialects. Standard Chinese, based off Mandarin spoken in Beijing, is the official language of the People's Republic of China and the Republic of China, and is one of the official languages of Singapore. It is the most spoken language in the world.
3. (adj.) Relating to definition 1 or 2.
4. A type of duck (not to be confused with the Mandarin Duck Formation found in the Jixiao Xinshu).
5. A type of orange.
6. The tree from which said orange comes from.
1. Mandarins were selected through the imperial service examinations.
2. Mandarin has five tones, including the neutral tone.
3. Erhua is a Mandarin characteristic.
4. Mandarin ducks are native to East Asia.
5. Mandarin oranges are objectively the best type of orange.
6. The trees mandarin oranges come from are creatively named mandarin orange trees.
by Handlesaregay March 22, 2018
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Jason Munday

Jason Munday is a singer/songwriter and YouTube prodigy in Echo Base, California. Mostly known for his work with the wizard rock band Ministry of Magic and his parody of Katy Perry's song California Gurls (his version being "California Dorks"). Also the creator of NaNoEmO.
Kid 1: California dorks, we're unforgettable! Disneyland, like, four times a week...
Kid 2: What? You're singing the song wrong.
Kid 1: No, I'm singing the Jason Munday version, stupid. I bet you don't even celebrate NaNoEmO.
Kid 2: What the heck is NaNoEmO?
Kid 1: *facepalm*
by mysticjadeshoe February 26, 2011
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