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Munster

Munster /ˈmʌnstər/ muhn-ster – noun

Also see: opposite of modest, national shames and incest.

Provincial backwater located in the South West of Ireland. Home of gangland violence in Limerick, the Blarney Stone in Cork, the Rock of Cashel in Tipperary, highest level of teen pregnancy again in Limerick and for having the only Amateur body that repeatedly engages in industrial action (Cork hurlers).

Most famous for their professional rugby team who engage in an archaic & tedious playing style likened to glorified crawling which somehow has seen them victorious in two Heineken Cup finals. Boast both the largest traveling support and yet the worst home support in European rugby made up predominantly of people actually from rural Leinster. Munster supporters are known to profess passionate working class routes and a great attachment to their team despite actually having attended private schools and failing to have followed rugby for more then 5 years, they now claim Athenry is Munster and that a bonus point loss away in France should be hailed as a national celebration.

Once beat a weakened All Black's midweek team and have spent the subsequent 30 years reminding the world of that fact. Their continuing repeating of this fact makes England and their mentioning of the World Cup in 66 seem like a father talking about how his 7 year old won the south county under 7 mixed B GAA league after the other team failed to show due to an outbreak of chickenpox.
Munster Fan (from Kilkenny): Munsther are loike the biggest liginds ever to play the game, the pashun is unbelievable loike!

Anyone else: Excuse me? Who are you and what language are you speaking?
by Paulie O'Connell February 18, 2009
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muysterious

Very, very mysterious, especially where Spanglish is spoken.
Carlos was being muysterious about the paint job he had planned for his troca.
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munster up

a less educated way of saying 'muster up'
I couldn't munster up any courage because I am an idiot
by james kleier April 25, 2005
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Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.
"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."
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Musters

The congestion of LA traffic, due to all the cars heading to the 405, making traffic, untill after the 405 entrances!

often sung with a little mock jingle, "we all must go to the 405, the 405"
"ugh look at thoes musters, were never going to be on time"
by Bmamma February 5, 2010
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eddie munster

A type of hairstyle that comes to a point in the middle of the forehead.
Coach Billy Donovan has the Eddie Munster thing going on.
by go weigleb April 26, 2006
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Munstered

This is where someone is really pissed and doesn't know what there doing. Munstered people often have no idea what they did the next day
After 2 beers Rod was Munstered
by gringo1 May 2, 2005
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