A Mulki is a creature who clogs a toilet just by existing around it. A Mulki can't survive in warm temperatures and its natural habitat is in the cold AC of an apple store. A Mulki has many ways to lure you into its trap. Some of which include: convincing you that electrocuting monkeys is good, convincing you that SF is a good place to live, and talking about how much Joe Biden sucks. NEVER TRUST A MULKI.
by noobstertheBIG September 10, 2022
Get the mulki mug.by Nova Man July 17, 2006
Get the mulked up mug.A crazy, happy, semi-strange, average, and brunette girl that says "Jeezo" a lot. She also uses excessive "!"s and is addicted to
speed.
speed.
by muahahaha? October 8, 2008
Get the Mulkern mug.(verb)
To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.
Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.
To "mulk" is to gently dip one's balls into a soup for a short duration, so to add a slightly salty flavour to the taste.
Seen as a delicacy in practically every country, is is an old English practice that is preferably done by the host or head chef after a long day's work.
After a long day's work, Geoffrey surprised me with a Cup-a-Soup that I'm sure he sneakily gave a good little mulking beforehand.
Oh he does look after me!
Oh he does look after me!
by #VOTEGOAT January 25, 2016
Get the Mulking mug.by Jobabit June 8, 2017
Get the Mulkvisti mug.a word to use for when someone compliments you (especially when they use "fulfulak" to compliment you)
by RukiEminem December 22, 2020
Get the mulkulukulak mug.by You're favorite bad bitch June 19, 2021
Get the mulkhee mug.