Muffants

Lice that reside within a woman's pubic hair.

My crotch keeps itching like crazy. I think that girl last night had serious muffants.

by CornSama September 13, 2012

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Mufaro

She is an amazing person with a big personality, she loves the Lord and is very humble. She is beautiful from the inside out very intelligent too. Once you get a Mufaro never let her go.

I was with Mufaro yesterday, such an inspiration!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

muffasnoraus

(noun): this term, sister to muffleupagus, refers to a snatch that is boring. When you see it, your erection goes limp and directly into REM sleep (don't even try to "get it wet").

Angus: Hey man how'd it go with that freshman last night? You "get it wet"?
Wes: Hell nah man, that bitch had a muffasnoraus, put my shit right to sleep.

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005

muffatti

Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers

n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.

by plantlife November 22, 2006

muffgardener

A guy who is a chick's servant

That guys a muffgardener

by Dalt May 22, 2006