muff diver

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver

that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate

by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008

muff dived

When two girls eat eachother out

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!

by jordan February 23, 2005

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 14, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003