Muff 

Anything of reference to a vigina

"dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."

Muff by ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF February 13, 2010

muff 

fanny - womans genitals

ive been a muff diver for many the year
and spent all my money on muff divin gear
from goggles to flippers to oxygen tanks
if i cant have a muff dive ill just have a wank
and its mo ther well
motherwell fc

muff by pele February 10, 2004

muff 

Acronym for Manditory, Ugly, Fat, Friend....every girl has that one FAT friend that they always hang out with.

Man that chick is hot...yup, theres the M.U.F.F.

muff by Anonymous May 4, 2003

muff 

well, my friend THOUGHT It meant a cunt. but we came to UD & realized it meant a BIG HAIRY SMELLY VAGINA.

Cause you are long in the pants, short in the weina, sucking my MUFF like a vacuum cleana.

muff by muffbreath December 28, 2005

muff 

MU-FF
- noun, verb, adjective, pronoun

-noun: a muff is an adorable muffin-like girl.
-verb: 1. to muff- to engage in muff-like activities.

2. to take part in a time consuming, very enjoyable activity that is usually seen as unproductive.
-adjective:- muffy: muff-like, precious, humorous when
used in this manor the word muff is taken as a compliment by most
-pronoun: the adorable muffin-like person or figure being
discussed

Examples of muff:

-noun: Muff is standing by Marcel the shell with shoes on.
-verb: 1.Yesterday, instead of doing my homework, I got my muff on.
2.While Avery read aloud to the class, I was - completely muffed out.
3.On Monday of last week I was muffing when I was supposed to be cleaning my room.
4. I muffed hardcore last weekend.
-adjective: Today Avery saw a muffy girl wearing elephant boxers scampering down the road.
-pronoun: I was thinking muff was going to make me CD
with all of muff's favorite jams on it.

muff by muffmuff69 October 28, 2010

muff 

A goof or a silly person.

"what did the nose say to the hand?... SMELL YOU LATER!!!"
"...oh jeez, you're such a muff."

muff by MomosneakyXP April 15, 2010

Muff 

A word used to insult or title someone idiotic, douche bag-esque or disliked for any reason.

"You're a muff!"

"What a muff!"

"That kid is such a muff"

Muff by Malcom Little March 10, 2008