mufasafied

To get mauled by a lion. Derived from Mufasa, king of the lions.

Shit, when you go on that safari, don't get mufasafied!

by J$Parker April 11, 2008

MufasaTheKing

A amazing lion on ifunny, This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes

Gurl- wow that lion really cool
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality

by Mufasatheking November 25, 2018

muaz

cool

muaz is so cool

by kenmakozume33 December 3, 2020

mufasa

When you push a girl off the bed and as she is clawing her way back up onto the bed, you beat her back down with your penis.

After I simba her I'm going to mufasa her off the bed.

by simbamaster October 17, 2012

Mufasa

Killed by the murdering piece of shit.

Would still be around for LK2 if that sorry bastard haden't killed him.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

Mufasa

Mufasa is a nickname for an amazing individual. If you are given the nickname of Mufasa than you are majestic, amazing, loving and somewhat egotistical. Mufasa is very protective of his family and his friends so if i were you i wouldn't get in his way because he will fight to the death to protect the ones he loved. All men want to be called Mufasa because his sex drive and skills are next to no one. The lady that is chosen by a Mufasa is a lucky one she will not only be pleased sexually but he will defend and love her till the end. Mufasa is truly the king of the jungle.

guy 1-my sisters new boyfriend is so fucking cool i wish i could be like him!

guy 2-dude i met him...hes a real Mufasa!

by lilbabywolfey December 6, 2012

Muaaz

That chill guy that's on famous birthdays but doesn't recognize himself as famous.... He is so chill and well balanced, he's always looking out for everyone in all types of situations, he's also that type of guy that turns a 60 minute video into a 13 minute one which is pretty insane, as of today he attends to a college with a part-time job as a helpful YouTubers that actually gives plain facts and being one of the most interactive and successful YouTubers once he gets into YouTube full time he'll be making it into the gold play button, this guy created the most constructive and well treated community known to my brain.
I mean on the other side of chill he can get pretty hyper (well for how chill he is) but his little bit of hyperness fuels him with success.
And when he gets his mind set on things it's a "go go" and he won't sleep until it's done.

Bill gates is such a Muaaz

by Jaxs#7124 March 5, 2019