Mud Butt

The feeling of moist, itchy, clay-like fecal matter which remains in your anal cavity after sub-par wiping is the result of one having an extremely messy bowel movement and spending four to six hours perfroming physical activity in moderate to extreme heat. The aforementioned condition may or may not result in the dragging of ones bare anus on a coarse surface such as a carpet or snadpaper.

Jesus Christ, I took a massive shit before helping you move and spent my day scratching my mud butt.

by Joe mosler September 23, 2009

mudbutton

Another name for the arsehole.

Fun to say to strippers: "Show us ya mudbutton!"

by PG November 13, 2003

mud butt blast

Can also be spelled "mudd butt blast"

1. (N) Severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.

Often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the "this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow" meal. Tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd butt blast. Hydrate, my friends, hydrate.

2. (N) The result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. Warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. Mud butt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.

3. (V) The act of dispensing of a mud butt blast anywhere. Due to the unpredictability of mudd butt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.

1. I just finished a horrible mud butt blast... I BARELY made it to the toilet in time.

2. Matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud butt blast in them. It even dripped out the pant leg!

3. Poor mikey... He mud butt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.

by S. Bruno May 11, 2008

mudcutter

sphincter poop chute brown eye asshole

After judging the local chili cookoff, my mudcutter burned for days.

by skunky June 16, 2004

Sticky-Icky Mud Butt

Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.

After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

mud butt

when you fart, and some diarreah comes out, and coats the inside of your butt cheeks.

I was eating mcdonalds and all of a sudden i got mud butt.

by ipfreely March 5, 2004

MudBut

Mud But is the way you feel after you've had McDonalds for breakfast.

I just had a B.L.E.T. Bagel from McDonalds and Now I've got MudBut. I'm pissing through my asshole.

by Paul Maletic December 17, 2008