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Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.
Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.
by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019
mugGet the Lawn Mowermug.

Mower cream

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream
by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020
mugGet the Mower creammug.

Mexican Mower

Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
Friend: Dude Me And My Neighbor did the Mexican Mower Yesterday
You: Whats a Mexican Mower?
Friend: Where You Helicopter Your Dick Out Side While your neighbor makes deep eye contact with you
by JoeyCanTSee December 5, 2021
mugGet the Mexican Mowermug.

Lawn mower

I am using a lawn mower to write this sentence
by Poop ostrich June 3, 2017
mugGet the Lawn mowermug.

Lawn Mower

Pot head who smokes all the weed at the kickback and never repays you
"Did you see andi smoke all of cj's weed"?
"Yeah man that guy's a fuckin lawn mower"
by Harold Oscar March 3, 2018
mugGet the Lawn Mowermug.

mower man

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.
Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.
by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022
mugGet the mower manmug.

joshua mower

an absolute twat. wanna be theatre kid who sucks at everything. even his friends at his high school call him a twat
your as emo as a Joshua mower
by bill shakespear January 25, 2018
mugGet the joshua mowermug.

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