Mocos

Boogers or snot.
Not to be confused with 'Mecos' which is Mexican Spanish vernacular for semen.

"Eew! Don't eat your mocos, cochino!"

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 24, 2009

maggie moos

best place to eat ice cream in the world... well, at least in Puerto Rico :)

P1: Hey, where do you wanna go eat dessert?
P2: Let's go to Maggie Moos... IT'S THE BEST!!

by oolalaaa April 15, 2009

Mofoses

Alot of mofo's, weirdass flies, lion lamps, also known as the feeling after sexual intercourse when the vagina still feels as if it is being humped really fast.

Hey Kari! Did you know Tammie feels Mofoses today, after what happened last night?

by KulpriT1234 August 17, 2010

Monosfritos

A side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular Taco Bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic "Schlock Mercenary." (www.schlockmercenary.com)

Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.

Would you like monosfritos with that?

by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003

Monostrous

(Adj.) When something is monstrously monotonous; continuous and boring beyond almost all comparison.

1) Watching day-time TV is such a monstrous activity I would rather drill a hole through my eye socket with my own penis than bear another minute of it.

2) Sure, she's hot, but she talks such inane, monostrous, bullshit you'd get more fun out of fucking a buzz-saw.

by Baarakiss March 22, 2009

Moloso

a unique person who is strange and interesting. they can be very annoying and ignorant. typical known in western europe

Did you you meet my friend Salago? (aside: "He's a moloso!")

by senhorknowsitall October 17, 2009