murkalage

1. To be murked
2. To be completely destroyed/defeated in something
3. To be beaten/raped/buttfucked badly in a game/competition

1.Your dad was handed some serious murkalage by yo mama
2.What was the score? 8-2? Man Arsenal received some serious murkalage
3.Alex: Man do you remember how Keith got murkalaged in that FIFA competition we had?!?

Marvin: Yeah dude he got murked

by FuggyFan November 10, 2012

Mortgaged

to be completely drunk

I was mortgaged last night.

by dalore December 2, 2005

Mortalated

the best fucking rapper

mortalated is the best fucking rapper

by Simon15 January 26, 2021

Mortaliles

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted

*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc

by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007

mortage

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.

He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.

by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015