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murkalage 

1. To be murked
2. To be completely destroyed/defeated in something
3. To be beaten/raped/buttfucked badly in a game/competition
1.Your dad was handed some serious murkalage by yo mama
2.What was the score? 8-2? Man Arsenal received some serious murkalage
3.Alex: Man do you remember how Keith got murkalaged in that FIFA competition we had?!?

Marvin: Yeah dude he got murked
murkalage by FuggyFan November 10, 2012
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Murdalate 

The melding of the two words "Murder" and "Annihilate"

To destroy, decimate, maim, or obliterate completely.

used as a phrase to express the strong desire to release all anger on one focal point.

also used to express displeasure.
I want to Murdalate my coworkers for being so dumb

I got muralated at work today

I swear if I ever see him again i murdalate him.
Murdalate by DakotaMaybe June 13, 2013

Chadillac Muskalade 

We saw the Chadillac Muskalade pull into the park and all got boners.

murkazade 

verbally destroying someone, usually for a prolonged period of time. Similar to Stone Cold's 'can of whup-ass' but a verbal version.
Person A: "Oh shit did you see the Rock lay the smackdown on Cena's candy ass via facebook?"
Person B: "yeah man he really opened a can of murkazade on Cena's candy ass"
murkazade by marko fordero November 15, 2011
In video gaming. To lay down heavy fire using the mortar weapon.
'I will set up the mortar and get some mortalage going so you guys can move in."
Mortalage by Jester1970 July 27, 2009

Murkulate 

To murk or get murked on
Im a Murkulate on yo ass
Murkulate by andf,mn August 6, 2008

murkalized 

Gets VERY badly beaten at something.
I just got murkalized!!!
murkalized by DBBQ October 26, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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