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Alex Morgan

Goddess of women's, no, ALL soccer. Gallops like a horse and has a chestnut brown ponytail. Patriotic ponytail, bitches. Team nicknamed her baby horse. Most competitive person in the universe so all you haters watch out. Wears pink pre wrap because she's fierce like that. Number 13 and a forward for the USWNT. Is champion in monop deal (plays mostly against Tobin Heath) and tetherball. AMAZINGLY good looking because she's just naturally beautiful with dem blue eyes. Has quads twice as big as anyone elses. Has a motorcycle license, but doesn't drive one. Clutch.
by sansa11 April 22, 2013
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MORGANFOREMAN

A young girl that enters into sexual relationships with old men that could be mistaken for her grandfather, for financial gain. Different than a morghane. A morghanne is lazy and will accept any shiny trinket for sexual favors. A morganforeman works very hard to gain as much money as possible from her elderly victims.

The church is upset at the morganforeman that continues to sit in the front row, next to the preacher.
That morganforeman is working hard (like a foreman) to get her name in the will of that old man!
by castle44 May 29, 2017
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morgan jane

An amazing girl, who brings a smile to everyones face. She is easy to get along with and is always looking to have a good time. She is amazingly gorgeous and most despise her beauty. On top of being stunning she is also funny, always making the people around her laugh constantly. Morgan Jane is cute and innocent and is the type of girl you just want to hug. Everything about Morgan Jane is perfect.
who's that?" "that's Morgan Jane, she is the cutest girl in the world!
by eff tee pee July 12, 2011
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Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.
Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block
by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006
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Morgan Freeman

by Octosc August 24, 2017
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Morgane

Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.
"Wow! Is that really your girlfriend! She looks nice"

"Yes, she's a Morgane type of girl"
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sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.
wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.
by 4thpostie March 30, 2009
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