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Allergy Marching Band

An organization welcoming people who blow their noses loudly during class or in other public places resembling sounds made by various band instruments including trumpets, low brass, and woodwinds.
"Dude, Matt blew his nose so loudly he could have joined the Allergy Marching Band."
by Yu Ann Noyme March 3, 2009
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marching band

1. A large group of people that are all family, but they all date each other.
2. They are ALL perverted. Every single one of them.
3. Just because the football players don't play at halftime, it doesn't mean they aren't in the band.
4. What happens on the band bus, stays on the band bus.
5. It's not just walking around...glide stepping, traversing, crabbing, you come try it.
6. The place where drummers backs will never be the same (especially if they are tenors or bass).
7. Your arms get tired of holding up that horn.
8. Attention or laps are punishment. I'd rather do laps.
9. Just one more time means at least 4 more.
10. Uniforms: sometimes comfortable, sometimes not. Hats: annoying. Poor tubas don't have to wear them.
11. The pit is hard. Even though they don't march, they still play.
12. Snare, tenors, bass, cymbals, marimba, suspended cymbal, cowbell, xylo, bells, chimes, claves, tamborine, etc.....every drummer has to know it all.
13. Trombones. They do it with a slide.
14. There are guys that play clarinet and flute. It's not just a girl thing.
15. There are girl drummers. It's not just a guy thing.
16. Drummers hit it because they like it.
17. This one time, at band camp....
18. Your band director talks perfectly normal, but when he yells, he does it with an accent.
20. The drum major is horrified when they get on the podium for the first time. It's a little scary up there.
21. Halftime IS gametime.
22. The band DOES pay attention to the football game. WE even have out own little cheers.
23. Those long bus rides are killer that's why if you're a girl you sit with a boy you like and snuggle up.
BAND TEN HUT! BAND HORNS UP! 1,2,3,4

FORWARD MARCH!

Dude, the marching band's new uniforms are awesome!
by stopdissinthebandyo September 18, 2008
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Momchil

Can also be known as MoMo is:

1. 9 out of 10 times right when regarding TV shows and movies

2. So tall and lanky that it takes two hours to stand up and completely unfolds and you cant see him when he stands sideways.

3. Absolutely hilarious that all the guys are jealous.

4. A total spunk rat that he is attractive to every chick in the room and at least two men.

5. Coolest guy ever, everyone strives to be like him.
chick: yo check this guys body
Momchil : damn its THE Momchils body huh
by spunkie March 2, 2011
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marching band

1. My whole entire life.
2. The class I live for.
3. The after-school activity you actually enjoy.
4. What you look forward to all year long, and you even love marching in the mud, the rain, and the blazing hot sun at band camp.
5. It taught me to appreciate the dirty things in life.
6. The late night bus rides where you play games, sing cheesy songs, and make out with your bus buddy (hey it's dark, and ALMOST no one can see).
7. Getting naked in front of everyone and loving it.
8. Your real family, that you love and also want to do things with.
9. It takes up all your free time and you love it.
10. Something to actually be proud of, since we work harder than the football team, probably win more awards, and we have more fun. Plus, it's one of the only sports that has boys and girls. You can never go wrong with that.
11. The feeling of belonging to something.
12. The BEST THING ON THE PLANET!!!
At one band competition, we got to the school at 2 A.M. and got back at 4 in the morning the next day. I was tired, my feet hurt and I had five shots in my coffee just to stay awake. And for that 24 hours my home was the white tent where we changed, my family was the band and all my friends, and heaven was those styrofoam cups of burning hot chocolate and out sock feet stepping in rain puddles while we frantically changed into marching uniforms. It's the amazing feeling you get when you finish the last note of your marching show, and the sound resonates all around the stadium, and you snap back to attention trying so hard not to smile because you're so happy.
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The Boys Come Marching Home

Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.

NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"
Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.

Enter Tony, stage left

Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?

Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.

Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.

Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?

Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.

Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.

Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!

Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.

Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.

After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.

The crowd bursts into cheers

Mordechai: LET'S PARTY

Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced

FIN
by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009
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Marchini Grope

To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.
Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
by Gronk88 May 16, 2017
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Mochi

It's how you call someone that is too cute and smol for this world. You feel the urge to hug them tight and never ever let go of them anymore. This person is most likely able to steal the hearts of millions of others by the very first glance and they need to be protected and loved at all cost.
Damn it Park Jimin stop being such a mochi and let me breathe for a second.
by Jimins chubs September 13, 2017
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