jessica's mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.

by jotagion June 15, 2008

jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

Sugarcandy Mountain

Moses, who was Mr. Jones's especial pet, claimed to know of the existence of a mysterious country called Sugarcandy Mountain, to which all animals went when they died. It was situated somewhere up in the sky, a little distance beyond the clouds, Moses said. In Sugarcandy Mountain it was Sunday seven days a week, clover was in season all the year round, and lump sugar and linseed cake grew on the hedges.

Mittens went to sugarcandy mountain when Mrs. Doubtfire ran her S.U.V. over him.

by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

polish mount

Two guys in a sixtynine position

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.

by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017

King Shit of Turd Mountain

Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.

John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.

by P.S. Taker July 24, 2011

downhill mountain biking

these are generally awesome people who ride down a rooty, rocky and usually steep hill with a bike and armour. they are known to outsiders as 'fearless bastards' and usually get 'loose as a goose'

girls who participate in this sport are rare to find, but on the chance that you do find one you will soon learn that they are fucking fantastic and much more of a 'fearless bastard' compared to your everyday girl and guy. girls who ride bikes are amazing ;)

Downhiller 1: "shit dude, we ride downhill mountain biking, we're fucking awesome"
Downhiller 2: "fuck yeah, lets shred up some dirt!"
Downhiller Girl: "YEAH!"

by dhmtbsoph June 15, 2011

Mount Saint Mary

An all girls catholic school in Watchung, Nj. Full of hot girls who are actually smart. They can choose whichever guy they want because they go to mount, but they are very selective and only choose the finest delbarton and seton hall prep guys. Every guy from saint joes wants them but they are too good and holy. Way way way better than Oak Knoll.

Tom: Yo congrats on your new girlfriend she’s hot. Where does she go to school?
Ryan:S-
Tom: Naw dude I already know she goes to Mount Saint Mary, she’s too hot to go to Oak Knoll

by wiitennis January 4, 2019