Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

The Moped

a chick thats a really fun ride until ur friends see u on it. Something like the village bycicle.

'eww thats chick such a minger i cant believe u did her'

by Smashed_Smurf March 7, 2004

riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011

mopeytasking

When one is doing many things at once, very slowly or tiredly.

Rachel: You sound really busy and tired.

Katie: I am tired. I'm mopeytasking.

by vesperay March 31, 2011

mopedable

Within a reasonable distance that can be ridden via moped.

Hey you wanna goto the bar tonight?
Is it mopedable?
Fuck yea!
You can get drunk and make it home no problem on your moped!
Fuck yea!

by MoBettah August 23, 2011

Mopetuber

At one point back in 2017 and 2018 Mopetubers actually put time, effort, and creativity to make quality content for their viewers, (iXPLODE and iStealth), but if you search mope.io in the YouTube search bar now, all you will be able to see is a bunch of clowns who learned how to make titles from Seagullz. The standard for mope content is so low now that it's hard to find a single mope video that isn't a 10-minute long fart joke. Of course, since the mope.io community/fanbase is mostly made up of 8 year-old kids who got tired of playing fortnite, they put idiots like Noobhimself into the spotlight, while actually talented people like Chippy and Dreamer stay low and unpopular. I guess flashy effects, fart noises and spelling crab as "crap" is all it takes to get 30k subs now.

Me: searches mope.io on YouTube
* "Will Baby Panda Find his Mom & Dad in MOPE.IO ? MOPE.IO STORY PART 2" pops up from mopetuber NH*
Me: hm *curiously clicks*
*skips to the middle of the video*
* "omg dad!!!" "omg son" "SONNN" "omg where did u left me" "BUT WHERE IS MOMMY PANDA OMG?!! we need to find her" *dramatic music intensifies in video*
Me: What the actual f*ck
*Goes and chugs a gallon of bleach*

by wedidntstartthefire September 18, 2020