moonyow

native american slang, meaning, "white boy"

person 1: Sup man?
native: Sup moonyow.

by native_kiid July 21, 2016

Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021

Mad Eye Moody

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.

- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P

by Aquarii May 27, 2019

moopigs

A mythical creature resulting from the cross of a moomin and divine intervention which gives them wings. Not a pig. They are beautifully forlorn creatures that are seen flying across the sky in moments of unbearable boredom or tedious essay writing.

"Oh moopigs, I forgot to save my essay." or

Bobby: Hey are you going out tonight? "
Michelle: No, I'm sick.
Bobby: Gutted.
Michelle: Moopigs indeed.

by mili July 30, 2008

Ginger Moody

Tubby little Revolting, French-biting, never-wanking, freckle sniffing, wart licking, child-befriending, brain-lacking, publicly-venting, curry chips-begging, repugnant little orange toad. He smiles in sadness with his puffy little gingerness. Spreading gingervitis faster then a cheap french prostitute spreads gonorrhea of the throat. Constantly farts whilst taking a maths exam, usually with 3 small ginger pubes barely masking his downwards half-chode which pisses demented fanta. In the full moon he howls and becomes a ginger manatee, fiddles with his flute around kindergardens. Abhorrent, vulgar, excrecable, beyond the pale, scandalous, scurvy, loathly, deplorable, shameless little GINGERRR

Child:Mummy, something from the sewer bit me
Mum: Oh horror, you are becoming bright orange
Ginger Moody quietly staggers away his lips redder then his hair with blood
Mum: I know it is your birthday, and your father just died, but I cannot tolerate this. I THINK YOU HAVE GINGEVITIS.
The child runs away just as his mother is about to sacrifice him, and escapes to an abandoned old house. The mother gathers the whole village and with torches, they run to euthanise him before all is lost. The child sees himself in the broken mirror, and upon seeing his gingerness, he cries aloud in shame, and mortified by what he has become, he takes his life, repenting for his sins, and the sneaky Ginger Moody has escaped once again.

by Brodychoad November 16, 2020

Moody Blues

A British pyschedelic/progressive rock band from the '60s that is often overlooked for other bands such as Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Genesis, and Electric Light Orchestra. Their signature sound was due to Mike Pinder with his Mellotron and Ray Thomas with his flute. The Moody Blues was the first rock band to feature a flute as a main instrument, not Jethro Tull, and the first rock band to record an album with an orchestra.

The most famous Moody Blues song is Nights In White Satin.

by Steve May 7, 2005

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019