Mopey Fuck

A mopey fuck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bloody event in their life. A mopey fuck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.

Mopey Fucks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life's misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they piss and moan about it.

Person 1: My gosh, it's such an awesome day outside! The sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air....

Person 2: All I see is pain and misery...

Person 1: Go piss off, you mopey fuck.

by Leto172010 December 26, 2010

mopey cunt

The listless/sad/unproductive feeling you get when you are away from your loved one.

"I'm such a mopey cunt when she's not around!"

"Stop being such a mopey cunt! You'll see him soon"

"He's being such a mopey cunt, listening to power ballads again"

by Katsbud February 22, 2018

Moopet

A sensitive woman abusing British man with charged hair.

Jack Pitt is a total moopet.

by Dr. Narcissus in Leather October 24, 2020

Moopert

The pillar of Stormwind City and incredibly cute.

Not my Moopert!

by ForElune February 20, 2021

Mooneyfucker

Very similar to Mooneybanger but more extreme. Someone who has no friends at all. Basically a loner.

"I don't even know his name. He must be such a Mooneyfucker."

by juluid May 15, 2021

Mooneysucker

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.

"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."

by juluid May 15, 2021

Dirty Mooney

The act of shitting on someones period while they are eating Cheerios.

I got called into work on my day off. Man, they really gave me a Dirty Mooney.

Quick, I need some Cheerios. She wants me to give her a Dirty Mooney.

by fyimoon February 21, 2011