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Moonwater

The little splash you get on the ass when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.
It was horrible. I had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! Now ill have to bleach my entire ass.
by Tacobar March 19, 2010
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moonbat

A term for the uber right wing and religious wingnuts who think that their freedom is being oppresed because they can't run America as a theocracy.
Hey, Republicans, if you want a theocracy move your herpes infected asses to Iran!

Prime examples: George W. Bush, Sheriff Mac Holcomb, Dick cheney, Karl Rove, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Agape Press, James C. Dobson, etc
by The Drizzle January 25, 2005
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moonbat

What happens when the sensible people crumble away from the Republican party: gay ass words like become their currency.
Some lib was talkin on the TV the other day and said the government listens to our phone calls. Can you believe these moonbats?
by asspains May 18, 2006
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moonbat

n. A word used by hard-line conservatives to refer to liberals. A fairly silly portmanteau of the words "moon" and "bat," it might be meant to indicate "batting at the moon" as an analogy to attempting to achieve unachievable or unrealistic goals. In general, however, use of this word marks the user himself as the insane, or at the very least, silly, one.
Oh my god, can you believe those moonbats protesting against warrantless wiretaps of Murrikans? Why can't they just obey everything their president does?!?
by SkidMarkyMark August 6, 2008
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moonbat

In order of increasing severity or moonbatiness:
1) A person who adamantly holds a particular opinion for no other reason than that's what their organization, friends or family members believe.
2) A person who makes up facts and data to support their argument because they are unwilling to consider that they may be wrong.
3) A person who gives very vague unverifiable references to scientific or authoritative sources to browbeat people of opposite views into submission. (Generally because they are arguing points that they cannot support with verifiable data. See #2)
4) People who support causes that have no verifiable benefit and in fact may cause more unintended damage or harm than the original problem.
Examples:

1) Both Muslim and Christian crusaders could be considered moonbats.
2) Partisan politician that fights for their Party regardless of what is best for the country or their constituents.
3) Both sides of the global warming argument have their moonbats.
4)Activists who fight to shut down a nuclear power plant which then must be replaced by four coal or oil burning power plants that produce acid rain and green house gases are definitely moonbats.
by Keith Breinholt December 14, 2008
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Barking moonbat

Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

(coined by Perry de Havilland)

"Definition of a 'barking moonbat': someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency"
-Adriana Cronin

Although the term (often rendered simply as 'Moonbat') is very popular with conservative and libertarian bloggers who appropriately use it to describe the Chomskyite Left, it was always intended as a much more ecumenical epithet and has been correctly used to describe certain paleo-conservative and paleo-libertarians views. (also see idiotarian).

Contrary to some speculation and entries on Wikipedia, Perry de Havilland has stated it was was not originally a play on the last name of George Monbiot, a columnist for The Guardian, as he was using the term long before he met or had even heard of Mr. Monbiot.
Lew Rockwell is a libertarian barking moonbat.
by Shinryuu July 5, 2008
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moonrat

An ugly ass rat deformation.
Don't be such a moonrat dude!
You look like a moonrat.
by icantfindausernameomg May 16, 2018
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