molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

Mollusca

Phylum of Animalia in scientific classification (taxonomy) containing soft bodied, invertebrate animals

Clams, oysters, snails and slugs are all members of the phylum Mollusca

Jimmy was mollusca'd by uncle Johnny

by Kraypo January 13, 2011

Molusting

When there is a PDA. Someone kisses, or compliments, or hold hands it counts as molustation. When shown, or you've seen an act of lust, you have been molusted.

Girl: Oh, David, I love you!
Boy: Oh Madi, I love you too!
Passing bystander: EW! MOLUSTING IS DISGUSTING!

by randomchica123 January 18, 2011

moolah'd

A slang term used to replace the word paid. Getting moolah'd means getting paid.

Pronounced: mool-lard
(mool sounds like wool)

Time to get moolah'd = time to get paid

I love getting moolah'd = I love getting paid

I love my job! I get moolah'd to sit around and do nothing = I love my job! I get paid to sit around and do nothing

by SayCheeeeese August 16, 2012

moolinaire

A person who has had sex with so many fat chcks that the total weight of all the women combined exceeds one million pounds.

I only needed 300 more pounds, and after I banged that 400 pound porker, I'm a moolinaire!

Congratulations man, you left the 99% and are now in the 1% of chubby chasers!

by arkayne March 27, 2013

moolicious

when something is too delicious makes you want to moo just like a cow

-OMG this choko-cake is moolicious
- your dinner was moooooooooooooooooooolicious

by Self Privacy March 7, 2011

moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017