morkle

One of those noisemakers that unrolls and honks when you blow into it.

The party was going well until we realized there was an extreme morkle shortage.

by dp1000 December 24, 2010

Moogle Gap

Something which appears on Google Maps but doesn't actually exist when you get to where it should be. Particularly prevalent in the UAE.

I wasted an hour the other day looking for this pub: turns out it was a bloody Moogle Gap.

by Fez-bomb October 14, 2016

mooglet

Mooglets are small shiny canisters that spawn around summoner's rift in the MOBA game League of Legends. These small canisters are normally called 'Chimes' and contain the base life force of the universe within them that empower the champion 'Bard' who is the caretaker of the universe.

Legends have it that for the best bard player in the world, they spawn as 'Mooglets' and not 'Chimes'. Nobody has seen this player yet, but they are out there.

'I will die for that mooglet!'
'It's a chime for you, idiot.'
'One day... One day.'

OR

'I need dis mooglet for mana'

by TayD August 9, 2016

Mooked

Having a instantaneous orgasm upon seeing someone or something

I totally Mooked when I saw that

by Millennialcast September 12, 2016

moolest

when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.

"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"

by John Yang July 12, 2017

Mooker

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Moodle

a man-poodle. women like to walk the moddle, feed the moodle, play with the moodle, but they never do the moodle

dude your such a moodle. your never gonna get laid with that chick

by kevl888 January 11, 2010