Mookie

A person whose face is quite unattractive, due to misshapen form such as eyes too close together, far apart, squished face, funny shaped head.

Hey Karen, are you going on that second date with that nice guy from work? No Sarah, his face is so mookie looking!

by FDiamondH March 18, 2019

Mookie

A term used at Newtown highschool to say you’re feeling out of it or you took one too many hits

Ex: “Hey man you alright?”
“Yeah I’m just a lil mookie”

by Juulie_Boi May 14, 2019

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

Mookie

Mookie is when you have a female that's like 8 months pregnant, and she dies. She's been dead for about 3 days, and you hit her in the stomach and you eat what comes out. The action is called Mookie.

The stuff they serve for dinner here looks kinda like mookie.

by paul May 6, 2005

Mookie

An individual with an abnormally large 'unit' that is able to give himself oral pleasure.

If I could only be a mookie, I would never leave my room.

by G-Dawg March 5, 2004

Mookie

cucumber

I like Mookies on my sandwich

by i like the way you work it January 21, 2011

Mookie

Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.

(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.

by Crazy Kai Sunshine July 2, 2005