moonia

White person who thinks they can rap, but can't. Usually of a Jewish persuasion and has a hook nose.

Vanilla Ice? Man, that guy is such a moonia.

by kfdrpp August 24, 2006

moofing

Someone who's working but is Mobile and Out of OFfice is said to be Moofing. Typically to get a more done more effiently.

I'll be MOOFING tomorrow, but you can get me on my mobile.

by wingsurfer December 28, 2007

momfia

A group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. They love their children dearly but their children do not define them! They are misunderstood by others to be thought of as 'mafia' but they are just jealous.

They are all, legless pirates.

Don't cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
Dont cha wish you were cool like us
Dont cha, dont cha

by Someones May 15, 2008

moofism

A religion based around the worship of mini muffins. Originated from Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith!

**place muffin on table and begin to worship by bowing down and spreading the word of the muffin** A moofist temple

by Kirsten Otten and Iffy Smith March 9, 2005

moofius

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

by justinsane September 2, 2005

Mooriah Carey

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).

"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mooriah Carey

by Mr.Alwaysright October 19, 2008

moofa

A moofa is a very ugly and disturbing to look at person, usually the kind you see randomly on the street.

Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofah!"

by Abeer March 14, 2005