moffed

Extremely aggrivated, angry, annoyed, and/or dissapointed in any given situation.

It's miffed to the 100th power.

(Often used in conjunction with variations of the word 'fuck')

"That guy just cut me off, and I'm so fucking moffed up right now!"

"I was about to break up with my girl, but she dumped me first. Moffed me the fuck up!!!"

by lazyeye78 July 16, 2008

Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Mooey Porn

A luscious meadow, upon which a cow could only dream of chewing cud

They say grass is greener on the otherside but this is straight up mooey porn

by Blow Darter February 24, 2020

Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019

Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

moofus

1) to be used as a synonym for "dork" "dweeb" "geek" or "doofus."
2) can be used as an affectionate pet name.

1) "Did you just spill your milk all over yourself? You're such a moofus..."
2) My little sister is a moofus.

by Kit January 6, 2005

mofoe

mother-fucker

dude, messina is a shit-headed mofoe

by Evan Jones November 3, 2003