Person 1: I like penis. and vagina. I’m like really attracted to having them in my face. Like a lot. Like a lot of them like a lot of the time. What’s the word for that?
Person 2: oh you are monisexual.
Person 2: oh you are monisexual.
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I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.
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A bunch of girls and hardly any guys. The girls aren't pretty, either, and so you can tell this was written by a guy. I digress, Montserrat College of Art is a dark hole filled with dead brain cells, ash and pigment. Because of it's dark nature, it is nearly impossible to see this pigment.
by montysriracha September 15, 2010
Get the Montserrat College of Art mug.A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.
Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish
Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers
Population:
12,000 (and breeding)
Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)
Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks
Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish
Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers
Population:
12,000 (and breeding)
Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)
Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks
Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
by Go 'Cans! September 10, 2004
Get the Monticello mug.A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.
Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else
by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016
Get the Monticello mug.Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!
by THE WISE GIRL January 18, 2008
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