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mintek

Mintek a slang word usually used by Arabs, can mean fucked, whacked, or when your itckity acktiacki,
heard in terms such as; im mintekkkk, im too mintek, that's mintek, ur mintek, mintekky tek

Easily just trying to say, I'm fucked and I can't be fucked because that's fucked.
by XXVIIXI February 11, 2017
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Montez

Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
Montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.
by King Hogan December 10, 2012
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Montenegro

The most beautiful place on the planet. There are thousands of different reasons why and here are some:

1. The beaches
2. The scenery
3. The women
4. I don't think there was one moment when I was in Montenegro that I wasn't mesmerized by something, whether it be a 500 year old stronghold in the middle of the sea, or how houses can be built on a 85 degree hill.
5. The people don't take shit, don't give a shit and are a pleasure to be around even though they are widely accepted as being the lazy asses who don't do anything. :)
6. The food is incredible as with all Balkan/Mediterranean food
7. Night-life is incredible
8. After spending 5 days there, you could literally be friends with and know about half of the population
9. You can ski and surf on the same day
10. The rich culture composed of many different former Yugoslavian countries.
Montenegro, literally translated = Black Mountain

Hey baby where should we go for vacation?

Cuba?

Naw that's too overated, let's go to Montenegro!

Okay, wasn't Casino Royale completely filmed there?

It sure was!
by Crnogorac7 March 25, 2011
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Montez

An out going person that's blessed with many opportunities in life and about there stuff and have something big plan for them selfs in the future also an lady's man
Damn Montez up next
by tezzy April 12, 2015
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Montenegro

A country. The pearl of the Mediterranean, unique in many ways is situated in the south of the Adriatic. There is nowhere else that you can find, in such a small place, so much natural wealth, beauty, mild beaches, clear lakes, fast rivers and gorgeous mountains – like you can in the small country of Montenegro. In the morning you can wake up along the beautiful Adriatic coast, have lunch on the banks of Skadar Lake, and enjoy the evening walks in the Montenegrin Mountains. Montenegro is a place that cannot leave you indifferent.

Ignorantly equalized and confused with Serbia after the creation of the stupid union of Serbia and Montenegro.
Thats why Montenegrins were sick and tired of being told what they are; so be careful what you say to them if you do not want to get beaten up cause they are very proud of their history and heritage.

Most beautiful and tall people(both guys and girls) you will ever see in one place.. World's tallest country after they finally gained independence.

Wide shoulders guys who will get pissed if you are rude to their girls and become grabby!

only 650 000 people well connected with each other like a big family

the best hosts in the world, once you get invited to their homes
I heard of that a lot of Montenegro girls are above 185cm. really?

Montenegro girls are so tall and hot. Looking like runaway models with big boobs..
by roswell22 February 5, 2010
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montessa

Very rare. If you’ve met her consider yourself very blessed. She’s something like a unicorn, magical, beautiful and majestic. Loyal, hard loving and someone you’ll never forget.
Have you ever met Montessa? “You mean they’re real? 😱
by The true Phoenix June 25, 2020
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Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
by SmashingJack February 23, 2009
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