montano 

A guy with a sweaty nut sack

That guy had such a montano

montano by Big booty ginger man April 27, 2014

montalvo 

the biggest bitch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her.

montalvo by Anonymous February 4, 2003

Mortalious 

Mortalious is the Geordie word for being very drunk, commonly heard as "being mortal".

I can`t remember what i did lastnight because i was blatantly mortalious.

Mortalious by Tinz100 October 26, 2011

montalvo 

moron,

your just a montalvo

montalvo by craft February 25, 2003

montalto 

Short, pale, kinda yellowish like a banana. usually not smart. does not pass test or any grade. Has very few friends. Not very athletic, runs weird.

Montalto is weird.

montalto by natalie maggie March 11, 2017

Montaditos 

Pieces of shit. Not to be confused with a montadito, which is a singular piece of shit.

Allen: Yo, you want to go to 100 Montaditos for lunch?
Drew: Nah man. Why would I want to order off of a menu that literally comprises of a list of 100 pieces of literal shit.
Allen: OH FUCK YOU MAN, IT'S GOOD.

Montaditos by Sir Jeffrey April 28, 2014

montainya

Shortened term for an extremly large shit. Originating from the phrase "shit the size of montaña". Montainya is to be said with a country accent and is a combination of the spanish word for mountain and the state of Montana.

Guy 1: Wow it smells so bad in the bathroom.
Guy 2: Haha thats cuz i just took a montainya.
Guy 1: Damn ur asshole must be ripped and bleeding.
Guy 2: Yea

montainya by Martyparty12 November 1, 2007