Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Montange

An operator in Rainbow 6 Siege that shows that player has no skill nor a dad.

Jamal(BlackPanther): Im playin Montange
AsianBurger: haahah nig** u trash, where yo dad at ?

by yoyoDaddy44 November 15, 2018

brokeback mountaineer

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.

Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.

by dvm January 30, 2008

mountaineer

mascot for the best damn team in college football...the WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS

lets go........mountaineers

by BIGGEST MOUNTAINEER FAN IN THE DAMN WORLD December 11, 2003

Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

by Louis devito January 31, 2009

broke back mountaineer

A homosexual. A homosexual who doesn't conform to the gay stereotype.

Last night he told his mother he was a broke back mountaineer.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007

Montagged

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

by darclyte August 25, 2009