Friend 1 - We are taking it slowly
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
Friend 2 - Sure, and it doesn't hurt that your getting
some EVERY night.
Friend 1 - Hey but at least I'm a Monogamous Getter Somer
by Negative Nate June 3, 2011

openly monogamous.... a couple who is sexually open with others, but only when they both participate. Different from an open relationship when each part of the couple can play alone
by Horatio Stema August 24, 2019

M.J. : "He doesn't get along with anyone except for his monogamous friend Lee, who coincidentally, has only one friend too."
by HardShellBurrito May 16, 2021

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".
Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.
by Zentastic January 26, 2018

A monogamous mate or partner. A term used to describe a boyfriend or girlfriend in an exclusive relationship. Ex: he's my monogamate. Ex: we are monogamated
They've been monogamated for 7 months.
by Plasmadynamic January 10, 2015

The Opposite of Polyamory.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.
L: Hey, I love you.
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K
by That One Tae Girl May 8, 2022

A person who pursues depth, connection, growth and monogamy in another human being for a significant amount of time until reaching a plateau to pursue the next relationship.
A person who craves meaningful connection in a monogamous relationship in short amounts of time, whether weeks, months or years.
A person who craves meaningful connection in a monogamous relationship in short amounts of time, whether weeks, months or years.
I’ve had six boyfriends back-to-back in the past 15 years in relationships that lasted two to three years each. I’m a serial monogamous.
by daniellethecreative_ December 7, 2018
