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Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.
by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009
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monocular

its basically, a pair of binoculars but cut in half...bi meaning 2 and mono meaning one...henceforth creating the term.
cory- have you sighted anything fantastic in that monocular of yours jack?

jack-not yet but keep the gun loaded just in case.
by afar ramambadat May 25, 2009
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Three Monocle

When a basketball player uses only one hand to create the commonly-referenced "three-goggles" after making a three pointer. The gesture is made by putting the okay sign (a circle made from your thumb and index finger, with other three fingers outwards) up to only one eye, Mr. Peanut style.
Wow, Kevin Durant's on fire tonight - he even busted out a Three Monocle after his 4th trey!
by msquared December 13, 2012
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pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.
After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.
by chowderlap August 5, 2008
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beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.
Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.
by Gavine July 13, 2006
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mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
by bobmanob March 11, 2009
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Monocultural

Monocultural society excludes external cultural influences and practices only the traditions of one culture, usually a very undiluted society.
I'm Monocultural not Monoracial, it's the opposite of Race /Monoracial in general , we don't identify with race, it's a social construct after all.
by Spokentruth November 29, 2019
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