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Monkman

1. Sexiest family to walk the earth.
2. The act of making something sexy.
3. A sexual act involving a Monkman.
1. Damn, those Monkmans are super-fly.
2. "Pimp my ride" is for pussies, I gave my car the Monkman Treatment.
3. Yo, bitch - get over here so I can Monkman your ass.
by Monkanator January 3, 2008
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mönkae

mmmm mönkae mmm yes mönkae mönkae good mönkae big mönkae mmmmm yes mmm
mönkae
by monkaeluvr69 October 16, 2019
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Related Words
Monkqa Monkqah monka monkae monkay Monkabutt monkaLaugh Monkarn monkass Moniqa

monkaLaugh

When xQc plays GTA RP again and rp frogs start to crawl out of the dark.
xQc: We're gonna play some rp.
Chat: monkaLaugh arpee?

*gets banned for using the emote how it's supposed to be used because mods are stans*
by Tab$ August 19, 2021
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monkday

The monkday is celebrated each MONDAY
It's like caturday, but worse
A: today is monkday!!!!!
B: meh.
by taquito143 October 8, 2009
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Monkabater

The act of using a hairy palm to perform the purple monkey dishwasher.
Karl is a monkabater.
by Jonny HC February 9, 2013
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monkakke

Similar to a monkey face, but at a bukakke party. Due to the quantity of semen and pubic hair involved, not just the face area but the whole body can be covered, resulting in a full on monkey (hence the dropping of the word face).

A group of (generally fat) males shave there pubic hair and hold it in there non masturbating hand whilst knocking one out over a lady. Each male in turn will splash there baby gravy over the female before throwing the pubic hair and shouting "monkakke"

To optimize pubic spread the following technique is often used. The hand holding the pubic hair is clenched tightly and held up to mouth. You then blow hard and unclench your fingers, starting with the little finger and moving backwards to the index finger. This method is effective but controversial, as monkakke purists believe that word "monkakke" should be shouted at the exact time of pubic hair release.
Colette needs to go to a fancy dress party but forgot her costume, so we helped her out and gave her a monkakke
by twinjets August 27, 2013
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monklank

a tall lanky white boy with a ass haircut that looks like a monkey.
monkey lank. monklank.
oi! look at that monklank over there what a gimp!
by yeahgycxnt November 17, 2019
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