Monkey

the most awesome animal to ever appear on Earth

monkeys are sic

by kubleeka December 7, 2010

Monkey

Another word for penis.

"Wanna pet my monkey?"-Mike Myers on SNL skit called "Sprockets".

by Jay A April 22, 2003

Monkey

When the male swings his genitalia around the female

Girl:WOW that monkey was awesome!!
Guy: AYYY

by BAYJESUS December 17, 2017

Monkey

1)hairy creatures, often described as cheeky. God only knows why, as all they do is eat bannanas, steal things, pull car ariels off, and fling poo. And thats not cheeky. Thats anarchy

2)To be "monkeyed", incredibly stoned or drunk, to the point at one one becomes completely incomprehensible and scampers around on all fours

3) slang term for genitals

4)cockney slang for £500

5)usually affectionate term for an aquaintance

1)Shit! That bastard monkey just stole my cigarettes and then threw crap on my car!

2)yo dude, you were so fukin monkeyed last night!

Yeh?

Yeh man, you were babblin lik a bitch an scamperin round for hours!!! Then you blacked out...

3)yo, her monkey is tight!
His monkeys supposed to be twelve inches!

4)OI! You owe me a monkey u dirteh lickle slag!

5)You lil' monkey!

by the all knowing dude September 21, 2005

Monkey

Bin Laden

Bin Laden wanna bannana?

by Someone you may never meet October 12, 2003

Monkey

Meaning Hairy Vagina

"trying to get to you and that monkey"

by jaydagurl August 17, 2006

Monkey

n. Not a piano

adj. Lacking qualification in order to be considered chicken

n. "Not a piano".

adj. "When I breathe purple comes out".

by Glennifer May 8, 2005