crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

by yofaceyo October 16, 2006

choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

mongled

to be in a state of complete oblivion and to not care what is going on due to the smoking of numerous zootsspliffs,joints,miggies

bruv i am fuckin mongled cuz

by killa nick May 4, 2008

mongie

Mongie, bandit of the ass, gobbler of the cock.

80 year old =(_)_)======D (_0_) = Mongie

by Bah January 20, 2004

ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

by tobias December 6, 2002

mongie

someone or something that presents as being rough around the edges, shabby or not quite up to scratch.

Janice felt a bit mongie when she awoke with a throbbing hangover and had somehow misplaced her underwear. She had fallen asleep in the deli section of her local supermarket.

by iamnottryingtooffendyou October 8, 2010