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Mic Molestor

When playing on Xbox Live or PSN, a person using the headset (mic/microphone) has it placed really close to their mouth making them sound like they're yelling and hurting other people's ears, thus being a mic molestor.
John36: WOOOOO HEADSHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXxsomeonexXx: Dude, take the mic away from your mouth you fucking Mic Molestor. It's hurting my ears.
by AWEOWW May 8, 2011
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molester mobile

full sized van from 1970's to 1980's with either no rear windows at all, or heavily-tinted 'tear drop', or 'heart-shaped' windows.
oh my god, did you see that scary guy with a mullet driving that molester mobile slow down and stare at us? creepy!
by sandspit September 17, 2007
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Child Molestation

The act of sexually molesting and abusing a child.
Child molestation is a disgusting and morally reprehensible behavior that can destroy a child's mental and physical health as well as his or her feelings of self-respect and dignity. It is illegal and immoral and should be punished by the lengthiest jail term possible by law.
by SenseNOTNonsense January 2, 2012
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molestation wagon

A molestation wagon is a station wagon driven by a child molester. Think old school, beat up station wagon, especially with cloth drapes covering the back windows. Cousin of the infamous rape van.
Children, watch out for that 1975 Ford Country Squire - it's a molestation wagon.
by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009
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Molest Me Van

1970s Delivery or Cargo Van that has no windows except for windshield and front windows.
There was a molest me van parked near the school.
by MikeGV March 1, 2005
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Modest Mouse

Modest Mouse is, to be quite honest, the greatest band of all time.

They hail from Issaquah, Washington, and are fronted by Isaac Brock, who, despite being raised in a trailer park, has written some of the greatest lyrics in music.

They became widely known when, in 2004, they released Good News For People Who Love Bad News, which is more upbeat than their earlier work, and it's songs (Ocean Breathes Softly and Float On) began being played by every radio station in the US, at least one an hour.

Members:

Isaac Brock - Vocals/Guitar
Eric Judy - Bass
Jeremiah Green - Drums/Percussion
Dann Gallucci - Guitar/Keyboards/Synthesizers

Discography:

Albums

* This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About (Up, 1996)
* The Lonesome Crowded West (Up, 1997)
* The Moon And Antarctica (Epic, 2000)
* Good News For People Who Love Bad News (Epic, 2004)

EPs and other collections

* Blue Cadet-3, Do You Connect? (K, 1994)
* Interstate 8 (Up, 1996)
* The Fruit That Ate Itself (K, 1996)
* Night On the Sun (Up, 1999)
* Building Nothing Out of Something (Up, 2000)
* Sad Sappy Sucker (K, 2001)
* Everywhere & His Nasty Parlour Tricks (Epic, 2001)
* Baron von Bullshit Rides Again (Epic, 2004)

Singles

* "Broke" (Sub Pop, 1996)
* "Life of Arctic Sounds" (Suicide Squeeze, 1997)
* "Birds vs. Worms" (Hit or Miss, 1997)
* "Other People's Lives" (Up, 1998)
* "Neverending Math Equation" (Sub Pop, 1998)
* "Whenever You See Fit" (with 764-Hero) (Up/Suicide Squeeze 1998/2000)
* "Float On" (Epic, 2004)
* "Ocean Breathes Salty" (Epic, 2004)
Modest Mouse is the greatest band ever.
by Dorian Black August 15, 2005
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Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'
Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!
by Joe English April 20, 2006
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