Paisley mojito

Made from tonic, gin, scotch, mint and a touch of dog piss. Can be used as a topical cure for skin irritation also.

Booooy I’m hungover from that “bang your cousin mixer” last night. Better make a paisley mojito to cure the hangover and splash some on this new rash.

by Nickynightengale April 18, 2022

Mojito Szn

a season consisting of non alcoholic cocktails of lime or lemon juice, fruit, sugar, mint, ice, and carbonated or soda water.

Can’t wait for Mojito Szn

by @_11ronny February 6, 2022

mojito

I honestly have no idea what a mojito is. I think it's those orange triangle chips?

I like mojitos

by fmalover1 August 24, 2025

Mojito

Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.

Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.

That outfit? So mojito.

by Poncho the God June 6, 2025

Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Novopacké Mojito

An act when lemon scented oil and mint scented oil are mixed and used as lubricant for anal sex.

Her anal was too dry to get fucked, Soo I made her Novopacké Mojito.

by Mr. Freakl October 22, 2025