moffie

When a very masculine, stright guy has a crush on another stright guy. It is usually said in a joking manner, but the use of this word most often sends the two men into a state of denial, anger, and indignity. Which, I might add, is rather fun to watch.

"Hey David? What were you and Tyler doin' over there? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a bit moffie for him, David."

"What?...No!...We were just...(general male stammering and muttering)...Were not!..."

by That Girl... October 21, 2004

moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

moofies

If someone is in possesion of something you really want, you moofie it and its yours to keep.. no if ands or buts.

Lauren: yo let me get that lighter
Caitlin: here ya go (hands her the lighter)
Lauren: MOOFIES ITS MINE!
Caitlin: aw man =(

by PMafia September 2, 2008

Moofie

A Damn Fine Girl Tht Dresses Like A Guy:P
Also known As Merida Hahaa:P

Ally; "Tht Girl Is Damn Fine"

Brittaniee; "Yaah ii know shes sooo MOOFIE! x)

by Ally+Brittaniee January 13, 2009

moofie face

The face a person makes when they're lying

I know that's not true; you have your moofie face on!

by Megan Redhead October 2, 2001

moenieb

the man who fucked your mom

it is moenieb

by deon November 19, 2003

mofie juice

said bodily fluids that leak from a woman's wogenie after sex. It's a mixture of my fluids and your fluids - mofie juice

oh man, I just hate it when that mofie juice runs out all over the place after sex or stores itself for a surprise later.

by PeaceJeepBarbie May 4, 2009