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kool moe dee

Braggadocious emcee from Harlem with incredible lyrics and an even more incredible vocabulary. Born Mohandes Dewese, Kool Moe Dee used to kick mad routines with The Treacherous 3 in the early 80's. He is credited with inventing the speed rap (The Treacherous 3 & Spoonie Gee "The New Rap Language") and popularizing freestyling (New Year's Battle with Busy Bee in December '81). After going solo with his single "Turn It Up" and releasing his debut album "I'm Kool Moe Dee", Moe Dee regularly worked with mega-producer Teddy Riley and made great fashion statements with his leather suits and giant blind man shades.

Kool Moe Dee is most famous for his phenomenal battles with Busy Bee, Run-D.M.C. (alongside Special K on the seminal rap television show "Graffiti Rock"), and, most of all, LL Cool J. Ignorant suckas like to say that LL won the battle with "Jack The Ripper". However, Moe Dee lyrically eviscerated LL with "Let's Go" and "Death Blow". Needless to say, Kool Moe Dee was never much of a commercial mainstay. Nevertheless, Kool Moe Dee has had major hits with "Wild Wild West", "How Ya Like Me Now", "They Want Money", and "I Go To Work". Recently, he dropped the "e" in "Moe" and wrote a book called "There's A God On The Mic: The True 50 Greatest MC's", where he put himself at number 5 behind Big Daddy Kane, KRS-One, Rakim, and Melle Mel. Although never humble, Kool Moe Dee knows what he's talking about. He is one of rap's first deep lyricists, he has battle skills like no one else, and if you want an example of real, unadulterated hip-hop, especially from back in the day, then... KOOL MOE DEE IS THE BEST TO LISTEN TO!
"Whoever said rap is not work is ludacris.
Whoever said it must be new to this.
When you hear me,
You'll compare me
To a prophet for profit, not merely
Writing extra rhymes for recreation.
Each rhyme's a dissertation.
You wanna know my occupation?
I get paid to rock the nation."
-"I Go To Work"

Oh, and Moe Dee did not bite Spyder D's "How Ya Like Me Now."
by some punk kid February 10, 2005
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dusty moe

Someone who is very grumpy or displeased to the extent of annoying others.
Tommy was so sad that his girlfriend didn't come to the party that he sat in a corner the whole time being a dusty moe.
by Arkansawblade January 20, 2009
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Moe Greene Special

executing someone with a single shot through the eye. Taken from the movie The Godfather where the character Moe Greene(who was based Bugsy Siegel) was shot while laying on a massage table
Did you hear what happened to john?
No what?
They gave him the Moe Greene special....
by Tolious November 6, 2008
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Eeny meeny miny moe

A colloquial expression used to be able to make a selection/decision at random. This is done by pointing with your finger randomly at the possible choices and chanting each word. Whichever option is pointed at when saying "moe" is the one that should be chosen - mostly, as some people cheat and do it again. This can be done with your eyes either open or shut.
There are 80 or so flavours of ice-cream/sorbet you can choose from. They all sound delicious and you cannot make up your mind... so you close your eyes and chant while pointing randomly at the board "Eeny meeny miny moe!" You open your eyes and your finger is pointing at: Straberry Cheescake! You have a quick glance and realise you really wanted Mississippi Mud Pie... but tough, it's fate! Strawberry Cheescake it is. ;)
by ely athron November 10, 2007
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Moe Alta

A terrorist who snorts chalk, Gatorade, smokes paper and eats markers. Also known for keeping his shirt consistently dirty and being excessively low on cash.
Jack: Yo! Thomas have you heard about Moe Alta?

Thomas: Ew, that's the kid who got left behind at Tim Horton's right?
Jack: Yep.
Thonmas: That kid smells like eggs.
by Qintar Lynn June 5, 2018
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Moe'ish

Liking in nature and physical appearance to Moe of "The Simpsons".
Why must I be so damn Moe'ish. I'll never get a girlfriend.
by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003
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moe-sode

When a man or woman, particularly a woman hides half of her/his hands with his/her jumper or jacket contributing to a moe look.
Whoa! Look at that moe-sode! +moe 100%
by master.am79 March 24, 2019
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